An inside look on the Woodside High School track-and-field team featuring, but not limited to: eccentric coaching strategies, dog whisperers, baking addictions, fluctuating journalistic aspirations, French models, narcissistic personality disorders, love potions, poorly tied track spikes, PRs, horrid one-liners, dehydration, overhydration, greasy waffle houses, misplaced answer sheets, U-turns onto curbs, evil coworkers, and a runaway bus.